Mini, Knadan and I already kind of started this in "You Guys Still Alive? :/" so I just decided to make a new thread.

What would you do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Some questions you can answer:
If you can hold out anywhere, where would it be?
What gun(s) and vehicles would you have?
How do you like to kill zombies? (360 no-scope, javelin to the jugular, steamrolled, teleported to spaaaaaaaaace, etc.)
If Swanton turned into a zombie, would you try to find a cure or kill him? (I would find a cure )
What would your ultimate goal be if you survive?

I'll (probably) come back to this later, but for now; guns I would use: a custom integrally-suppressed AK chambered for 7.62x39mm and accurate out to at least 200 yards; a M1911 in .45 ACP with at least one high-cap mag to complement standard mags, a tac light, laser sight, and suppressor; and probably with a .30-06 scoped bolt action w/ all the stops taken out for those distance shots.

1. I would definitely hold out in some sort of celebrity mansion, probably Bill Gate's
2. a. I would have at least 10 AKs, a 12-gauge, and a few Barret .50 cals for some sweet snipes
2. b. I would also have the DeLorean from Back to the Future
3. My favorite zombie kill would be a k.o. with a frozen cheesecake
4. As previously stated, I would "cure" Swanton (interpret that however you want to)
5. My ultimate goal would be to construct GLaDOS from a speak-and-spell, a TI-84+ graphing calculator, and a Lego Mindstorms kit.

To be boring: I'd fly to a different planet with my covie buddies.
Swanton... Na, don't want to risk infecting the ship.

I would run to ark and BOOOM! Every Zombie is killed. See?, I saved world. lol

Two guns. My mosin nagant, and my 9mm. As well as the cleaning kit for each gun.

I would then stock up as much food and ammo as I could, and hold out in my house for a few days. After destroying my stair case, this place will go from a temporary base to a permanent one. Also, in the case that the house catches on fire, starts to fall apart, or is overrun, I will have my back up plans.

I always thought, "If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'll just go live on a boat" zombies can't swim after all. Never heard of any kind of actually threatening zombie-fish either.

Kusa 'Aezotee wrote:I always thought, "If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'll just go live on a boat" zombies can't swim after all. Never heard of any kind of actually threatening zombie-fish either.

I live to far away from water, and in this desert I live in, I'll be dead before I get to the ocean.

But it's a good plan though.

I would have to agree with the boat idea. I live in VA so i could get to an ocean relativly quickly. i also could raid a few small stores in my area that few people are aware exist.

mini0013xx wrote:

Kusa 'Aezotee wrote:I always thought, "If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'll just go live on a boat" zombies can't swim after all. Never heard of any kind of actually threatening zombie-fish either.

I live to far away from water, and in this desert I live in, I'll be dead before I get to the ocean.

But it's a good plan though.

Similar problem for me, I live in the Mid-West.

M1A2 Abrams tank...nuff said

Realisticly, I would take all the guns in our gun safe (I don't know what kinds they are, I've never even seen them. ), as many hairspray flamethrowers I can make, all my camo, an axe and shovel from my family's shed, my pocket knife, and as much non-parishable foods in my house, and go live in the woods and make a fort. At some point I would make a home made crossbow. And whenever I needed food I would just ring a bell, wait for the zombies to come, kill them all, cook them (deseases can't survive in extreme temperitures), and eat them. As for swanton, I would look for a cure give it to him, and then shoot him in the head personaly. Semper Fi dush!!!

I would keep playing games till the internet was taken down, I would then play Half Life 3 because we all know Half Life 3 would be released just before the apocalypse.

GySgt Anthony321123 wrote:Realisticly, I would take all the guns in our gun safe (I don't know what kinds they are, I've never even seen them. ), as many hairspray flamethrowers I can make, all my camo, an axe and shovel from my family's shed, my pocket knife, and as much non-parishable foods in my house, and go live in the woods and make a fort. At some point I would make a home made crossbow. And whenever I needed food I would just ring a bell, wait for the zombies to come, kill them all, cook them (deseases can't survive in extreme temperitures), and eat them. As for swanton, I would look for a cure give it to him, and then shoot him in the head personaly. Semper Fi dush!!!

I don't have a gun safe. They're leaning against my wall in my room.

My Mosin is under my bed though. It's special.

Anyway, it seems as though you are well prepared for the incident. Would you be on the run, on the defense, or on the attack? The attack usually requires more than one person.

Wiltz wrote:I would keep playing games till the internet was taken down, I would then play Half Life 3 because we all know Half Life 3 would be released just before the apocalypse.

Yes, because valve will pass kindergarten and learn how to count to three! If only it could happen. If only...

You guys could hop in UltimateCovie's tank and drive to the ocean. You could get free gas to(people don't argue with tanks).

mini0013xx wrote:

GySgt Anthony321123 wrote:Realisticly, I would take all the guns in our gun safe (I don't know what kinds they are, I've never even seen them. ), as many hairspray flamethrowers I can make, all my camo, an axe and shovel from my family's shed, my pocket knife, and as much non-parishable foods in my house, and go live in the woods and make a fort. At some point I would make a home made crossbow. And whenever I needed food I would just ring a bell, wait for the zombies to come, kill them all, cook them (deseases can't survive in extreme temperitures), and eat them. As for swanton, I would look for a cure give it to him, and then shoot him in the head personaly. Semper Fi dush!!!

I don't have a gun safe. They're leaning against my wall in my room.

My Mosin is under my bed though. It's special.

Anyway, it seems as though you are well prepared for the incident. Would you be on the run, on the defense, or on the attack? The attack usually requires more than one person.

I would be on the run and then on the defensive.

I live in Tx but thats hardly a problem.
weapons of choice:crossbow or compound bow/crowbar
fight or flight:initailly find a secure place to take cover venturing out to get supplies.Theen later after the preliminary outbreaks panic has somewhat calmed to silence be on the move during the day and a secure camp at night.
I would not give swanton a cure.

I live in Colorado... and apparently there's some people stupid enough to want to legalize recreational marijuana. All the zombies will become pot zombies and be too high to do anything. I'll just run to the mountains...

BREACKING NEWS

A possible real life zombie attack in florida has happened just a couple days ago. Police discharged six shots on man before going down. He was caught eating the face off of a nother man. Get your shotguns ready people and start up the boat. It's time to start prepping.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/man-attacked-by-real-life-zombie

These pictures are too grusom to put up without url link.
https://i.servimg.com/u/f42/17/12/62/68/zombie10.jpg
https://i.servimg.com/u/f42/17/12/62/68/alvwa10.jpg

That was gross...
What happened to that guy?

Edit: I meant the first one.

Kusa 'Aezotee wrote:That was gross...
What happened to that guy?

I told you, his face was litteraly bit off and consumed by that man.

GySgt Anthony321123 wrote:

Kusa 'Aezotee wrote:That was gross...
What happened to that guy?

I told you, his face was litteraly bit off and consumed by that man.

That's the guy?
Guess I was picturing "bitten off face" as, him losing part of his cheek or something. Not his whole face...

Kusa 'Aezotee wrote:

GySgt Anthony321123 wrote:

Kusa 'Aezotee wrote:That was gross...
What happened to that guy?

I told you, his face was litteraly bit off and consumed by that man.

That's the guy?
Guess I was picturing "bitten off face" as, him losing part of his cheek or something. Not his whole face...

He just kept going until he was killed.He didn't even care that the cops were there. He just grould at them and then started eating the mans face again.